Only the Colonists would think about voting for an actor as president... Oh!! hold on a moment... They already did that - Doh!!!! Silly Me!
You realize that we're no longer colonists, right? I mean I know you needed our help in every war against my German cousins, but please....the whole "colony" thing was sooo 18th century. You've declined, bubba...
Your own lyricist agrees:
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I was a post-war baby in a small Scots town
I was three years old when we moved down south
Hard times written in my mother's looks
With her widow's pension and her ration books
Aneurin Bevan took the miners' cause
The the House of Commons in his coal dust voice
We were locked up safe and warm from the snow
With "Life with the Lyons" on the radio
And Churchill said to Louis Mountbatten
"I just can't stand to see you today
How could you have gone and given India away?"
Mountbatten just frowned, said "What can I say?
Some of these things slip through your hands
And there's no good talking or making plans"
But Churchill he just flapped his wings
Said "I don't really care to discuss these things, but
Oh, every time I look at you
I feel so low I don't know what to do
Well every day just seems to bring bad news
Leaves me here with the Post World War Two Blues"