heavyB Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 It seems the war with the Danes has bankrupted the Germans Worse yet the check for that last shipment of port has bounced. Dear Predator, (paraphrased) [yada yada yada] [yak yak yak yak] Now if you will excuse me. I need to transport my troops from Denmark to the french border to finally kick Spain out of 'la France'. Makes me wonder why Spain has not attacked me yet... Best regards, Von Manstein OK, Now I need a shovel Oh...you will be able to find lots of shovels. "Free" German "subjects" (e.g. the Danes) are busy busy busy right now making shovels in their work "camps" in anticipation of the Germans fighting again...you see, they plan on adding a new battalion to the average German division - the "Bury our own dead" battalion...usually the only guys in German uniform left standing on their own following a German battle. You like the opening to their new national anthem? "Deutschland, Deutschland über nieman, Ünter alles in der Welt" Mahmoud Slicer bin Attash of Tunisia Sword of (some dude) hmmm last time we had Tunesians in the alps they where called cathargo and tried to get over the mountains with elephants... That did not turn out to be a big succes and neither will trying to send bombers through a few hunderd fighter wings....Any how welcome to the game , we will try to make it as short as possible for you B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erich von Manstein Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 hmmm last time we had Tunesians in the alps they where called Carthago and tried to get over the mountains with elephants... That did not turn out to be a big succes and neither will trying to send bombers through a few hunderd fighter wings....Any how welcome to the game , we will try to make it as short as possible for you B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slicer Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 hmmm last time we had Tunesians in the alps they where called cathargo and tried to get over the mountains with elephants... That did not turn out to be a big succes and neither will trying to send bombers through a few hunderd fighter wings....Any how welcome to the game , we will try to make it as short as possible for you B HEAVY! I feel so welcome to the game. Thanks! As for Elefants, those are part of our mechanized anti-tank battalions. You might see them. You might not. In any case, there will be somebody to see them rather soon...or else my name isn't.....ummmm....hmmmmm....I forget. Hey Dr Freud - What's my name again? Mahmoud Slicer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 So what are the germans doing with their free time these days now that they can't fight anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 OK - How come I never get INVITED to join a game via a droped position eh??? are you all anti-sea creature? predujiced against water dwellers? speciesist?????? WELL ARE YOU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir smeg Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Short Answer - Yes Long Answer - Maybe , besides Sponge you seem to be good a droping countries, perhaps you could see if you could take one of those back. After several turns the computer should have fixed most of your financial quirks. Sir Smeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimor Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 So what are the germans doing with their free time these days now that they can't fight anyone? well what do you think... besides nobody cares... as we are of to the OktoberFest.. it is party time in Germany after that whe are going to think out aomw new ways to surprise ya whoehahahaha zum Wohl..!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Very very nice Jugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Michael Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 I'm in!!! who's helping with the gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Hey if the girls look that good in germany I'm leaving the Alps and heading straight for Germany Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPW Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 They do, my friend - oh yes - they do...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Wolf Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 So what are the germans doing with their free time these days now that they can't fight anyone? Undoubtedly preparing an insane amount of espionage missions for his allies. Time will tell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erich von Manstein Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Hey if the girls look that good in germany I'm leaving the Alps and heading straight for Germany Gutenmorgen Predator, Hehehe our german girlz are the prettiest in zhe world. Blond, big *** and friendly. Did I mention it takes STRONG women to lift those liters of beer? Portugese women seem to be known around the world for their moustaches... All a matter of taste offcourse but I prefer zhe german mädels. Vell back to the beer now. Oktoberfest is great! You're invited! More: http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2008/09/o...t=1222206240000 BTW Translate & UNDERSTAND my signature below und you will know the future of Germany. Tschüss Von Manstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyB Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Hey if the girls look that good in germany I'm leaving the Alps and heading straight for Germany Why do you think we are trying to stop you He Manstein...we were suppose to share ALL resources... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Hehehe our german girlz are the prettiest in zhe world. Blond, big *** and friendly. Did I mention it takes STRONG women to lift those liters of beer? Portugese women seem to be known around the world for their moustaches... All a matter of taste offcourse but I prefer zhe german mädels. Vell back to the beer now. Oktoberfest is great! You're invited! More: http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2008/09/o...t=1222206240000 BTW Translate & UNDERSTAND my signature below und you will know the future of Germany. Tschüss Von Manstein WOW VON MAN - If I knew about all these German Women I would have let you win the war. Alas I'm a married man now and the chances of the wife letting me visit next year is Nil - I guess I could go for a trial seperation though That link is the best man - My hats off to you (The one with the feathers in of course, the one that matches those silly pants) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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