Guest Spongebob Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Face it Monk, the masses follow me now, they will never follow someone such as yourself. You will suffer at the hands of the Sponge, they will be wrapped around your neck and will squeeze the life from you. How many have "you" listed in there interests? eh? how many come to you for guidence? your a has been, an after thought on the world stage. As I have said so many times..... POINTLESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erich von Manstein Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Face it Monk, the masses follow me now, they will never follow someone such as yourself. You will suffer at the hands of the Sponge, they will be wrapped around your neck and will squeeze the life from you. How many have "you" listed in there interests? eh? how many come to you for guidence? your a has been, an after thought on the world stage. As I have said so many times..... POINTLESS Lieber Sponge, It is good that I am old and intelligent enough not to be part of the 'masses' nicht? Freundliche Grüsse, Erich von Manstein Where is that Port?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 You will be Erich, You... Will... BE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dark_monk Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Spongy! We all would feel much better if you would die silently. Thanks for your cooperation! The Monk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPW Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Manstein, Manfeld, Manfred Man ! I must really say I am not sure about your state of mind!? I mean we, HP Ibn Abu Ibn Abas Ibn El Al "§$%, King of UAE, United American Emirates - aahhhm - Arabian of course! - just recently received your "newest highlight" from the ourselves much doubted German Inventory Power: The "U-Boat" - I mean - What is a blown up Cigar Tube good for? THAT "BOAT" DOES NOT EVEN SWIM ! IT SINKS ! EVEN OUR OIL SWIMS ON THE WATER!! But your "boat" does not even take this little step! So what did you invent for dozens of years? To sink a boat?? We only managed to keep it on the surface by filling petrol into the "water tanks" So the solution to make your boat finally swim is very simple: Remove the imprint "Water-tanks" and install "Petrol tanks" in there so you can finally use them as oil-tenders at least... ts ts ts I mean what else can you do with this one AA GUN at a SEA BATTLE ??? We must hereby complain and reject this strange offer obviously directed to counteract the powerfull UAE Navy We are really not sure about your scientists mental constitution - so we await your immediate correction and never send us those stupid "U-boats" again, which are 300 foot long but you can hardly step outside with 2 persons at the same time!?!? Ah these Germans... All crazy! Take it more easy my friend: Dig a hole in your garden and wait for oil to come out. Thats how we make money over here as well. Cant be too hard my friend, can it? I mean what kind of drilling machines do you have over there ?!?! If you do also need our brilliant assistance in that field, let me know. Now need to go off to get these crazy self sinking "U-boats" out of my head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Wolf Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Spongy! We all would feel much better if you would die silently. Thanks for your cooperation! The Monk I second that. Silently... With a capital 'S'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 And what nation do you play again Wulf???? I would like to know so I can DW on you. Now make sure you spell it correctly, Use CAPITALS so I dont miss it, you see I think your nation is sooooo insignificant DW on would be a benefit to you and your people, raising your profile, its not Mongolia is it, that must be your nation, sat upon a hillside, howelling at the moon. CHASING SHEEP - Baaaahhhhh!!!!! Now dont get excited Wulfy just remember to put the sheeps back legs in your wellies and you will be okay Oh and avoid the cliffs. Baaahhhh!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 I have several on my most hated list, Monk you are number 473rd. So unimportant. So who's number one (besides your dad of course)? Curious minds want to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedleythebarbarian Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 (besides your dad of course) Infamy Infamy Spongbob's got it in for me Fratricide eh! boy Well two can play at that game You shall Die the death of a thousand bad jokes. No1 A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. “My darring,"he whispers, “I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?” he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, “I want to try something I have heard about from other girls… Numbaa 69.” More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her… “You want… Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?” Take that you raskel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir smeg Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 An so the story of Spongebob's conception is told. I do look forward to this tale of tragedy that is Spongebobs life Sir Smeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 That joke was funny Dad Sir Smeg I'm surprised you know what conception is, especially as you were grown in a tube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 I'll be glad when the wars start so we can get back to talking about game 80 again.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Oooooo - I think somones finally got upset. Okay back to the war - YOUR GONNA DIE SUCKA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erich von Manstein Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Oooooo - I think somones finally got upset. Okay back to the war - YOUR GONNA DIE SUCKA Well Sponge, It is good zhat I have not yet made my turn. I think I will DW you this turn. Just as all the other 39 nations I'm sure. When do I get my Marines?? Best regards, Von Manstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Wolf Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 It is good zhat I have not yet made my turn. I think I will DW you this turn. Just as all the other 39 nations I'm sure. Cut the crap Erich.... Just read the news.... And we all knew the Americans never liked the Canadians but to declare war on them...? Tsssss..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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