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Don't even mention it to him, he's rather sensitive about it, something like a volcano about to explode....

 

(actually we've been paying Russ for 4 turns now to keep Grimor's BPA failing, just as a joke)

 

imagine the horror as you are prepared for a summer offensive into the hearth of mother Russia.. then seeing the months go by in total peace.. Russ must be overwhelmed with gifts from Russia to ensure this horrible peace.... but now.... WOOOOT the Russian decided it was his time and declared War.. finaly my turns will be a lot more interesting.. only question remains how do I get those winter uniforms to the front...

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OH WISE AND WONDROUS SPONGE.

MOROCCO CALLING.

WHEN I LAST SOUGHT YOUR GUIDANCE, YOU ADVISED ME TO DECLARE WAR ON EVERYONE AND TO EXPAND IN ALL DIRECTIONS, LAND, SEA AND AIR.

SINCE THEN, THE WAR HAS DEVELOPED, NOT NECESSARILY TO MOROCCO'S ADVANTAGE.

MOROCCO IS AT WAR WITH ALGERIA, PORTUGAL, SPAIN AND TUNISIA.

MOROCCO HAS LOST 2 MAJOR CITIES, A 3RD WILL FALL IN TURN 9 AND A 4TH WILL PROBABLY BE SURROUNDED.

xCASABLANCA HAS SUFFERED 2 COASTAL BOMBARDMENTS AND VIRTUALLY ALL FACTORIES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED.

I DO NOT HAVE A SECRET SWISS BANK ACCOUNT, NOR A PASSPORT IN AN ASSUMED NAME.

MY HAREM IS MENSTRUATING 30 DAYS A MONTH (INCLUDING FEBRUARY), I'M SMOKING 60 A DAY AND MY ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION HAS DOUBLED.

LAST WEEK, I FLEW TO ROME, WHERE THE POPE HEARD MY CONFESSION.

AS A DEVOUT MUSLIM, I AM SOMEWHAT TROUBLED BY THESE DEVELOPMENTS.

NATURALLY, I TURN TO YOU FOR SALVATION.

OH GREAT SPONGE, I SEEK THE BENEFIT OF YOUR WISDOM.

WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT?

IF, FOR SOME INEXPLICABLE REASON, YOU DO NOT RESPOND, THEN I WILL FALL BACK ON MY NEXT OPTION, WHICH WILL BE TO IMPLORE ALLAH (PRAISED BE HIS NAME) FOR GUIDANCE.

I REMAIN

YOUR DEVOUT MINION

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OH WISE AND WONDROUS SPONGE.

MOROCCO CALLING.

WHEN I LAST SOUGHT YOUR GUIDANCE, YOU ADVISED ME TO DECLARE WAR ON EVERYONE AND TO EXPAND IN ALL DIRECTIONS, LAND, SEA AND AIR.

SINCE THEN, THE WAR HAS DEVELOPED, NOT NECESSARILY TO MOROCCO'S ADVANTAGE.

MOROCCO IS AT WAR WITH ALGERIA, PORTUGAL, SPAIN AND TUNISIA.

MOROCCO HAS LOST 2 MAJOR CITIES, A 3RD WILL FALL IN TURN 9 AND A 4TH WILL PROBABLY BE SURROUNDED.

xCASABLANCA HAS SUFFERED 2 COASTAL BOMBARDMENTS AND VIRTUALLY ALL FACTORIES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED.

I DO NOT HAVE A SECRET SWISS BANK ACCOUNT, NOR A PASSPORT IN AN ASSUMED NAME.

MY HAREM IS MENSTRUATING 30 DAYS A MONTH (INCLUDING FEBRUARY), I'M SMOKING 60 A DAY AND MY ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION HAS DOUBLED.

LAST WEEK, I FLEW TO ROME, WHERE THE POPE HEARD MY CONFESSION.

AS A DEVOUT MUSLIM, I AM SOMEWHAT TROUBLED BY THESE DEVELOPMENTS.

NATURALLY, I TURN TO YOU FOR SALVATION.

OH GREAT SPONGE, I SEEK THE BENEFIT OF YOUR WISDOM.

WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT?

IF, FOR SOME INEXPLICABLE REASON, YOU DO NOT RESPOND, THEN I WILL FALL BACK ON MY NEXT OPTION, WHICH WILL BE TO IMPLORE ALLAH (PRAISED BE HIS NAME) FOR GUIDANCE.

I REMAIN

YOUR DEVOUT MINION

 

 

 

I would triple the alcohol consumption :D

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