chairman lar Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 It would be fun to play along with your fantasy, but I must say, we find the girls in Syria far more accomodating. Girls, huh? I'm glad you cleared that up; our livestock was getting nervous! In the spirit of trying to be accomodating[even during war]; our Domestic Tranquility Ministry is working closely with the men of our Armed Forces to send you some new units not previously seen in Victory! They will be comprised of nagging wives; carping mother-in-laws; ugly sisters; and whiny, fat daughters. They are armed with piercing looks; razor tongues; biting comments; and incredibly shrill war cries. They shall be called 'Harrideen', and may they work to the benefit of both our nations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedleythebarbarian Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Mr chairman News just in Turkey has conquered xAleppo from Syria Trans-Jordan has conquered xDamascus from Syria Would you agree that you have as much chance as a virgin sheep in a syrian barracks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marklen X Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Something tells me he is beyond caring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalingrad V80 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Something tells me he is beyond caring. So sayeth the TURK-PER-IRAQ-UAE-TJ consortium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedleythebarbarian Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 So sayeth the TURK-PER-IRAQ-UAE-TJ consortium This from the SOUTHERN RUSSIA/SYRIA/SAUDI ARABIA/EGYPT/LIBYA allaince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairman lar Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 So sayeth the TURK-PER-IRAQ-UAE-TJ consortium This from the SOUTHERN RUSSIA/SYRIA/SAUDI ARABIA/EGYPT/LIBYA allaince Scotchbrite, do you even know what a SIM-POL order is??? The only Alliance on that list that I'm aware of is Syria/Saudi. Unlike some players, I believe that TA's are only given when the other nation has shown they have something to offer. The best ally is the one gained from mutual respect; not just the one that picked up your random TA requests. And, while I'm asking the questions, given your past references to Markie Mark soft-porn, sheep in the barracks, and pith helmits; Is there any fetish you don't enjoy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedleythebarbarian Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 And, while I'm asking the questions, given your past references to Markie Mark soft-porn, sheep in the barracks, and pith helmits; Is there any fetish you don't enjoy? Ummm ..... ah........ hmmmmmmmm I draw the line at French mime artists. But then doesn't everybody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairman lar Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 And, while I'm asking the questions, given your past references to Markie Mark soft-porn, sheep in the barracks, and pith helmits; Is there any fetish you don't enjoy? Ummm ..... ah........ hmmmmmmmm I draw the line at French mime artists. But then doesn't everybody As much as I hate to admit it; Finally, something we can agree on! BTW MarklenX: I'm not beyond caring, just waiting for all those staggered turns you guys are using to process before more is said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marklen X Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 And, while I'm asking the questions, given your past references to Markie Mark soft-porn, sheep in the barracks, and pith helmits; Is there any fetish you don't enjoy? Ummm ..... ah........ hmmmmmmmm I draw the line at French mime artists. But then doesn't everybody As much as I hate to admit it; Finally, something we can agree on! BTW MarklenX: I'm not beyond caring, just waiting for all those staggered turns you guys are using to process before more is said. Bravo chairman Lar. I appreciate a guy who goes down fighting, I really do. Unfortunately, your counterattack has met an untimely demise, but then you knew that would happen. I will toast your courage, while I think about my next challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairman lar Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Well, your turns should be done by now so- Smedley, yes you have xDamascus; but what are you going to do with it? Those troops will be getting hungry soon! MarklenX - while I appreciate the complement; What counterattack failed? The one that's trapped your units in 2 cities? Or the one that chased them back to your home territory? To give the devil his due, that was a well planned attack you executed. I'm sure this next turn will bring even more surprises! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marklen X Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Well, your turns should be done by now so- Smedley, yes you have xDamascus; but what are you going to do with it? Those troops will be getting hungry soon! MarklenX - while I appreciate the complement; What counterattack failed? The one that's trapped your units in 2 cities? Or the one that chased them back to your home territory? To give the devil his due, that was a well planned attack you executed. I'm sure this next turn will bring even more surprises! I did not get any surprises, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairman lar Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 I did not get any surprises, did you? Where have you been? Haven't heard anything for a month......You didn't call...didn't write....the kid's really miss you...... the check was late....Out with your no-good friends I bet.... Sorry, the Harrideen leader just had to go first. No, no surprises; just about what I expected. Although, if you're getting bored, I hear Spongebob is back and looking for a position, hmmm???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marklen X Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 I did not get any surprises, did you? Where have you been? Haven't heard anything for a month......You didn't call...didn't write....the kid's really miss you...... the check was late....Out with your no-good friends I bet.... Sorry, the Harrideen leader just had to go first. No, no surprises; just about what I expected. Although, if you're getting bored, I hear Spongebob is back and looking for a position, hmmm???? Hehe, I like your spunk, but it would probably be more useful if you had an army to fight with. Down to your last 5 divisions, and those beat up infantry and airborne kind of make spunk of little value. If you are nice, I may let you stay in a nice little dacha on the Mediteranean, instead of the reeducation camps we are moving many of your citizens to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairman lar Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Hello??? Anyone out there???? Surely [yes. I called you that!] there's SOMEONE with something to say before this thread whithers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Deathwalker old boy, are your cruisers getting old or running out of ammo? Only killed 2 of the 7 ARM factories at xBilbao! Sincerely disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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