coothunter Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Your 7 cavalry divisions are trapped in Minden and will be destroyed next turn. Horses? Wrong century Sponge, wrong century. Napoleon used horses. Real men use Panzers! Hardened steel und combustion engines! If you love animals go to the Zoo. Vell this saturday another round of Sponge wringen begins. Looking forward to it. Time to have a drink und stare at zhe map. Yes yes it is printed 200% und glued to zhe wall. I throw darts at Germany. Needless to say the wall needs repair at that place. Have a lovely weekend! Von Manstein VM - You are probably getting pretty good at darts. That Germany target keeps getting smaller and smaller. Soon it will be merely the size of Furth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Furth has been declared an independent state, leave it alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfouasnon Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Germany is practically a Danish colony now , conquered by girls . Here a newbie player , a girl , shows the yellow victim how to play Denmark successfully , an accomplishment he has not been able to do in how many tries of starting Denmark and playing it into the ground . How long has he been playing the game ? One would have to think the yellow victim has a learning disability.......do you , smearpants ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I got my results back Spongie, and you are a big fat liar! I think I will rename my 2nd army to the Rubber Army, since you bounced off it so many times. No rail strikes, no naval movement, little damage done, you have FAILED again! Your 7 cavalry divisions are trapped in Minden and will be destroyed next turn. That leaves you with only 6 divisions scattered around. (2 armor, 3 Inf and a mtn) No match for the 9th or Rubber armies. Should I start singing your funeral dirge? Saddowy Girl can you do me a favour and tell rfousan to stop his waste of space postings, he is not playing the game, has no intention of doing so and I gave up sparing with him ages ago. He is on ignore, i will not respond to his nonsence, I will only respond to the waffle of players in this game. Talking of waffle I have just had some disturbing news, It seems this coming turn may well be my last, I wanted to last into double digits but it does not look like it will be so, I will be out next turn so yet again the Sponge will be dead. This time killed by a GIRL, I will have to update my signature, care to suggest an adendum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfouasnon Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 The truth hurts......and funny , you seem to regularly visit my profile . Something there you cannot stay away from ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marklen X Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I got my results back Spongie, and you are a big fat liar! I think I will rename my 2nd army to the Rubber Army, since you bounced off it so many times. No rail strikes, no naval movement, little damage done, you have FAILED again! Your 7 cavalry divisions are trapped in Minden and will be destroyed next turn. That leaves you with only 6 divisions scattered around. (2 armor, 3 Inf and a mtn) No match for the 9th or Rubber armies. Should I start singing your funeral dirge? Saddowy Girl can you do me a favour and tell rfousan to stop his waste of space postings, he is not playing the game, has no intention of doing so and I gave up sparing with him ages ago. He is on ignore, i will not respond to his nonsence, I will only respond to the waffle of players in this game. Talking of waffle I have just had some disturbing news, It seems this coming turn may well be my last, I wanted to last into double digits but it does not look like it will be so, I will be out next turn so yet again the Sponge will be dead. This time killed by a GIRL, I will have to update my signature, care to suggest an adendum? Don't know about the addendum Spongie, but I believe you owe me a fifth of scotch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 PM me your address, I will stick it in the post in the new year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 And so the final battle for Switzerland begins. I tip my hat to you my Austrian and Italian foes. This next round of combat may be my last, we shall see but no matter what the outcome it has been eventful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowy Figure Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I got my results back Spongie, and you are a big fat liar! I think I will rename my 2nd army to the Rubber Army, since you bounced off it so many times. No rail strikes, no naval movement, little damage done, you have FAILED again! Your 7 cavalry divisions are trapped in Minden and will be destroyed next turn. That leaves you with only 6 divisions scattered around. (2 armor, 3 Inf and a mtn) No match for the 9th or Rubber armies. Should I start singing your funeral dirge? Saddowy Girl can you do me a favour and tell rfousan to stop his waste of space postings, he is not playing the game, has no intention of doing so and I gave up sparing with him ages ago. He is on ignore, i will not respond to his nonsence, I will only respond to the waffle of players in this game. Talking of waffle I have just had some disturbing news, It seems this coming turn may well be my last, I wanted to last into double digits but it does not look like it will be so, I will be out next turn so yet again the Sponge will be dead. This time killed by a GIRL, I will have to update my signature, care to suggest an adendum? I don't believe you. Your mean and a liar! Uncle rfouasnon may not play the game, but he speaks more truthfully than you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Okay Girly have it your way, I'm gonna be out of here before the new year and concentrate on 85. So you and your "Uncle" can play happy families and discuss all you want about the Sponge, I wont be here to listen, you beat me, you win, I give up, your gonna have to find another to pick on, I quit, Arevadurchy, Awwwvedazen, Chow, Adios, Goodbye, Cya, Bon Voyarge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erich von Manstein Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 And so the final battle for Switzerland begins. I tip my hat to you my Austrian and Italian foes. This next round of combat may be my last, we shall see but no matter what the outcome it has been eventful. Looking forward to the battle reports. BTW I think Sponge will contact you soon. He would love to know a few things about a good defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 And so the final battle for Switzerland begins. I tip my hat to you my Austrian and Italian foes. This next round of combat may be my last, we shall see but no matter what the outcome it has been eventful. Looking forward to the battle reports. BTW I think Sponge will contact you soon. He would love to know a few things about a good defense. What you talking about ManStain, Switzerland is dead before me, I am not out yet, I bet I last atleast 1 more turn than Monty... on second thoughts, best not bet again, its going to cost me too much in whisky. Anyway monty has only had to contend with two foes, me on the otherhand have had to deal with 4 at the last count plus all the sponge hateing masses who have done all they can behind the curtains to see the sponge fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dageraad Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 What you talking about ManStain, Switzerland is dead before me, I am not out yet, I bet I last atleast 1 more turn than Monty... on second thoughts, best not bet again, its going to cost me too much in whisky. Anyway monty has only had to contend with two foes, me on the otherhand have had to deal with 4 at the last count plus all the sponge hateing masses who have done all they can behind the curtains to see the sponge fail. There is one thing you should do before quitting #87: update your "most hated" list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Ah good point dagger, i could update the most hated list but here in the UK we have something called the New Year Honours List, which for those in the colonies and the uneducated is where the great british government bestows upon the great and the good titles such as Sir and Lord so I figure I will follow suit and offer Greater Spongistanian Honours upon the great, the good and the down right pain in the arses from the past 12 months of Victory. Order of Bikini Bottom goes to St Michael, a loyal servant of the Empire Order of The Krusty Krab goes to Rommel, a true believer of Sponge Ideology Order of the Pinnapple goes to Slicer, Convert to the Cause Order of Plankton goes to Elpasopete, another Convert Oh sod it here the most hated list updated with the positions up or down 1 - Hersir, for treachery, there can be no greater crime, you will always be the most hated forever 2 - Nfbeerse, for being an accessory to treachery [+4] ditto 3 - CD Earnst, for being an accessory to treachery [+4] ditto 4 - Erich Von Manstein, for being a bigger pain than earlier [+4] 5 - Kurassier, not as big a thorn as before as i have slapped him a few times in 85 [-2] 6 - Diggster, for not supporting a TA with enough coal [NEW] 7 - Dark Monk, for double crossing backstabbing evilness [-5], still here but he has been unusually quiet for far too long, i miss my sparing with him GIT 8 - Marklen X, being a thorn in my side and promising to do it again [NEW] and he did and its cost me booze 9 - Coothunter [NEW] A new person who has faced the sponge, hate him 10 - Shadowy Girl [NEW] Another noob but my sponge sense tells me its someonelse, from my past too scared to take their dress off deviant!!!! Just outside the top 10 NONE Because they are not worthly of my top 10 and as such should be ignored, forgot about, deleted. Oh and one final and very special award goes to.... EARTHLING For sportsmanship in the face of humiliation at the hands of the Sponge, it takes a very special type of character to continue the fight against overwhelming odds and take on the chin all the abuse the sponge could throw at him. An Honour Sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthling Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Aaawwwww, I think the Sponge has a little crush on me! Oh and one final and very special award goes to.... EARTHLING For sportsmanship in the face of humiliation at the hands of the Sponge, it takes a very special type of character to continue the fight against overwhelming odds and take on the chin all the abuse the sponge could throw at him. An Honour Sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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