Stonecrest Posted November 8, 2003 Report Share Posted November 8, 2003 A strength of 5595 is of course an underestimate. It should have by all rights taken into concideration the strength of my camels. With all that added in my Crown Jewel is approaching 5600. StoneCrest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezertCamel Posted November 9, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2003 Just ignore those big, grey spiky balls ... they're a rare breed of West Atlantic Puffer-Fish, honest. Not too mention the packs of South Atlantic black-eeled longlance-platypus', I think they are relatives of the something, I do not remeber, must be too much Guinness. Wait you can never have too much Guinness..... Oh well, back to whatever I was doing.... DezertCamel PS. counting camels does not help a hangover, or so I am told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonecrest Posted November 9, 2003 Report Share Posted November 9, 2003 I have to count my camels. Afterall I have nothing left to count. Thanks to Mickey and Raspuckin who stole my only sheep. And if counting Camels won't help a hangover then I'm hopeless. Well maybe not hopeless. I could if I get real lucky find a goat hearder somewhere close. StoneCrest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasputin Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 Hey Yoda, wanted to be gentlemenly and warn you about your Camels, they Bite and Spit on their riders!!!!! Is that why you think you can use camel dung for munitions. Haven't been biten one to many times have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marklen X Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Well Well Well! What a nice little addition we have here, about time we got a board for this game. This is Italy checking in, and plenty of love to you Germans! Looking forward to this one, hopefully we can all get along, at least until turn 26! You can email me at TDCinc@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasputin Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Welcome aboard Marklen! Whatever you do don't boot Spain, they may not like it! Stanislaw Mikolajczyk - Drink, who us? Nah, we don't drink. We don't need to when the wind blows from the west. You would be amazed how Camel Dung can affect you!! Don't think I'll have much difficulty keeping up with you export!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonecrest Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 Hey Raspuckin, I probably shouldn't do this however in order to attempt to be neighborly I thought I'd tip you off to some manufacturing issues that I'm sure you Persians will more than likely encounter. 1. The glass canopy's need to go on the aircraft not the tanks. 2. Your aircraft bombs are supposed to be connected to the wings underside and NOT duct taped on the top of the wings 3. The turrets actually go on your tanks rather than on your Motor units. 4. Lastly and you should really know better here, but I understand your special so I'll clue you in. Your munitions shells gun powder actually go in the bottom of the shells not you fuel tanks Well now that we have cleared all that up, and I'm being a good neighbor is it at all possible that you would return my sheep? StoneCrest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonecrest Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 Mr Hay, Isn't hay the first stage of horse.....well never mind. I have tried to respond to your insult with humor, but as time has passed my blood as begun to boil. I've have since decided to throw you in with the likes of Raspuckin and Mickey. Since I have lost my stamps, lost my sheep, and lost my favorite camel I am just not the same friendly guy I used to be. Although some may argue that now I've lost my mind I'll accept that and move on. But just a word of warning if I trully have lost my mind then I'm extra dangerous. It seems that crazy people are vicious and very unpredictable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! StoneCrest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanislaw Mikolajczyk Posted November 20, 2003 Report Share Posted November 20, 2003 A few short announcements from various embassies in charming Poland -- 1) We seek the consulate of Baltic States - please feel free to drop by our fantastic symphony this Saturday across the street from the Kuza Hotel at your earliest convenience. Balcony tickets and a complimentary food and drink list are there for your enjoyment (limit: one per family) 2) To the ministers of both Austria and Hungary -- recent actions taken against the fine country of Czechoslovakia have made our more paranoid cabinet members issue orders to reduce the heat and the more royal accomodations from your repsective embassy quarters. I am trying to convince them that your actions are not aggressive toward our brothers in the South and that your privileges be reinstated. However, I do not run a tyrrany -- and our congress hopes to hear from you soon regarding said matters. Once we are satisfied your intentions are not hostile, you will receive (almost) everything you requested on your privilege form. (I'm sorry Austria - some of the things listed were clearly against the moral norms of even a free and cosmopolitan Poland) Feel free to discuss your intentions by private communique. 3) The Italian Embassy has been vastly upgraded. We are eager to discuss the future of our people in Europe! Please enjoy our very large new shipment of Persian spirits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasputin Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 Hey Yoda! Thanks for the neighborly advise. It was very kind of you, although unwarranted. Anyone that would choose to stand behind his camels while they are relieving themselves has no business giving advise. But I do really appreciate the jester! :lol: Hey Ken, I wouldn't take such abuse from Yoda! Since he's lost his stamps, sheep, and now his favorite camel, maybe we could help him lose his head. Like he had much of one to begin with. Think about it, why else would he wrap a towel around his head but to keep his brains from falling out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marklen X Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 Thanks Stan, for the nice accomodations. I especially enjoyed the hot tub with the swim up bar and the lovely bartender! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanislaw Mikolajczyk Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 Thanks Stan, for the nice accomodations. I especially enjoyed the hot tub with the swim up bar and the lovely bartender! Italian friends- We are very pleased to hear that the upgraded accomodations are to your liking! Similar upgrades are being made to Rumanian quarters as I write. We are considering a more cetnral location between all of the Premier Club member nations and shall keep you posted on our progress..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Von Doom Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Stan, So, you upgrade for the Italians and not Germany? We may pull those ammo supplies off the trains unless we get a little Polish love. A friendly wave to Italy. And hmmm, been a long time since we heard from Denmark, hope things are swell there up north. --Vic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanislaw Mikolajczyk Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Good doctor- We can assure you that the accomodations are plentiful for all close allies of the Polish soverignty. To be fair, the Central Russian suites are the newest addition to the compound. If there is anything amiss in our hospitality, let us know at your earliest convenience for we will sack those who are responsible for any discomfort. Our mysterious northern friends present more questions than answers, I'm afraid. We have made tremendous and jovial progress with our Norwegian embassy. However, there is quite a dilemna presented - Denmark and Sweden appear to be closely tied -- yet only Norway and Denmark acknowledge an alliance..... A similar situation has been presented to the south. Hungary has eagerly accepted my initial proposal for an alliance while sending its agents into the heart of proud, resilient and endowed Czechoslovakia. An act of aggression against Czechosolovakia is felt ten-fold by the people of Poland. We can only hope there are more good intentions than devious plans. Alas, the wheels of war turn at a faster clip. In the meantime, we enjoy our hops and offer a numbing and perhaps naive luxury to our friends and allies in such strange times. May peace follow your drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasputin Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Hey Victor, I know you may be tempted to enjoy the offer of Polish Vodka, but I have imported a product for Columbia which is far more enjoyable. With my product you can enjoy more of the Czech's nude tennis team too!!! See Stan, it's all in the Marketing!!! Rasputin Oh, BTW. Do you know who to sink a Polish Battleship? "Put it in the water!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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