ShadowKitsune Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Czechoslovakia taken out by Austro-Hungarian alliance, eh? One down, 29 more to go ... -SK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gulliblepratt Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 another turn, another:- The defending command is completely eliminated Any and all fixed defenses are eliminated looks like the much vaunted tricycle of destruction is going to lose another wheel will that make it the unicycle of running away. And, if owning a unicycle will Germany don a red nose and size 23 boots and run away and join the circus Stay tuned for more exiting episodes of Hungary's adventures in Poland Next turn poor innocent Hungary, after beating back the evil hordes. Will decide to rampage his way through the country side on his way to Warsaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowKitsune Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Vaunted Tricycle of Destruction? Why do I feel I'm missing something ... -SK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanislaw Mikolajczyk Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 Friends, countrymen and to all the peoples of Europe, Northern Africa, Middle East and the United States of America- The proud colors of the Czechs - Red, White and Blue - still wave - but not from the dusty charming windowsills and ornate wooden flagpoles built over centuries by the joyful people of that great nation. The Czech flag is now but a haggard patch, hastily sewn as an armband or bandage for soldiers and citizens both young and old. The red fabric is easier to find in these dark days. As most of you know, the once teeming city of Prague was ravaged by the Austrian machines of war on Tuesday, January 6. Czechoslovakia is no longer a free nation. Hungary has devoured Czechoslovakia's calm countryside and wayward hamlets, famous for hospitable cookery and lavish entertainment. Even the tennis courts were razed, and replaced with airfields, choked with fuel for their Russian equipment and the tread of their dreary tanks. The Hungarians now eye the amber fields of this proud Poland. Every man, woman and child is at the ready for the expected carnage. Poland will not be made to cower in response to the tremendous good fortune enjoyed by the greedy Austrian-Hungarian regime. German liberals have interrupted a policy of war against Austria for too long and we expect Victor Von Doom to prevail into the heart of Austria and help us liberate the proud lands of fallen Czechoslovakia. Therefore, good neighbors, do not count us out! A lazy Austrian-Hungarian publicist once labeled the German-Poland-Czech Federation as a "Tricycle of Destruction" - in an attempt to disparage our natures and further justify their myopic desire for bloodshed. I submit to you, that the largest wheel of that "tricycle" remains Czechoslovakia - patriots all - who sacrificed their very lives to stand up to the Austrian-Hungarian regime! The White Eagle of Poland dons the breast of every Polish citizen-warrior. We are ready, every last fight, a tribute to the fun-loving peoples of Czechoslovakia. Lest we stand alone, we will fall with grace. Do not celebrate the loss of Czechoslovakia - but rather embrace their courage! For war is all things but kind, especially stupid, but most of all, inferior to the bravery of its victims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowKitsune Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 Wow! Everything I wanted to know about the vaunted Tricycle of Destruction and a whole lot more ... -SK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezertCamel Posted January 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Therefore, good neighbors, do not count us out! A lazy Austrian-Hungarian publicist once labeled the German-Poland-Czech Federation as a "Tricycle of Destruction" - in an attempt to disparage our natures and further justify their myopic desire for bloodshed. Ummm, I think that would be a error in your information.... The vaunted tricycle of destruction, was coined by your friendly, always ready to drink Irish. Just thought I would clearify that. But it makes good reading anyway... Looking forward to arriving at a place near you soon. DezertCamel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasputin Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Hey - Cuddle Bear. Question? Were you wearing your military dominatrix and flirty cheer leader outfit when taking Prague? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slobadan slapabitch Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Hello Rasputin. Actually I was wearing my nude tennis uniform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasputin Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Darn babe, you mean I missed it? Shucks!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gulliblepratt Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Have I missed something? Poland did you do Blather 101 at uni You have to come up for air sometime, dont you? The point is. we win you dont. you cant change it My brain Hurts time for refreshments Gulliblepratt Hungary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanislaw Mikolajczyk Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Too many words? I'll use big type next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gulliblepratt Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Whats the bet I take your Capital before you get the HA Shermans Then you can dictate pages and pages at me, and I will sit and listen Gulliblepratt Hungary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasputin Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Hey Takeda - You're trying to get slick on us. Post a question in another thread asking how we would take out Portugal. Aren't you really trying to ask - How do I protect from what others will do???? Nice Try!!! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takeda Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Hey Rasputin... not really... I am Denmark in Vic71. A long way from Portugal and no I haven't had any contact with that position either. Nice try thought Takeda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasputin Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Well, if I tell you how I would take out Portugal I'm also telling you how I'd take out Denmark. Think I'll let you experience it rather than tell it to you. Good explaination though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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